on my laptop before it runs out of battery.
I had some octopus balls the size of fists at a flea market recently. An old lady sat next to me, chewing for quite some time. She took something out of her mouth, looked at it, and it was a piece of octopus completely in tact but chewed clean by her toothless mouth. She stuck it back in her mouth, kept chewing, and got up - or... more like her angled body rotated to her feet. She then pushed in her chair, an inch at a time, until it was under the table, and eventually made her way out.
There needs to be a toothless little old lady with me at every meal.